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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why is electricity an ideal citizen?

A: Because it conducts itself so well.

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Q: Which books are the hardest to force yourself to read through?

A. Friction books.

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Q: What is a nuclear physicist's favorite meal?

A: Fission Chips.

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Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?

A: They get Bohr'ed.

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Q: What did the dog say to his owner?

A: "My favorite frequency is 50,000 hertz but you've probably never heard of that."

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Q: Why did Werner Heisenberg detest driving cars?

A: Because, every time he looked at the speedometer he got lost!

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Q: What was Schrödinger's favorite childhood book?

A: The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss.

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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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