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#1 2020-01-16 00:31:04

ganesh
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Giraffe Jokes - 2

Q: When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
A: When there are two of them!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A twelve-feet toothbrush!
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Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Q: What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A: A longshot.
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Q: What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
A: A GIRRAFT.
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Q: What do giraffes have that no one else has?
A: Baby giraffes!
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Q: Why was the giraffe late?
A: Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!
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