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#1 2020-01-24 00:41:36

ganesh
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More Mouse Jokes - 4

Q: What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A: Mouse code!
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Q: What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family?
A: Mice too meet you.
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Q: What's a mouse's favorite record?
A: Please cheese me!
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Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A: A mouse sandwich!
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Q: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
A: Squeakers.
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Q: How do mice celebrate when they move home?
A: With a mouse warming party!
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Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
A: Mickey Moose!
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Q: How do you save a drowning mouse?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
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