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#1 2020-01-26 00:45:22

ganesh
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Sheep Jokes - 1

Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
A: Don't be silly - sheep can't knit!
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Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?
A: A baaaa-boon!
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Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?
A: A baa-lerina!
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Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
A: A shhhheep!
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Q: Where do sheep get their wool cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop!
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Q: Where do sheeps take a bath?
A: In a baaaa-th tub!
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Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?
A: Because she did a ewe-turn!
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