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#1 2020-02-07 00:29:05

ganesh
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Fish Jokes - 3

Q: Why did the octopus cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
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Q: What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A: Slobster.
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Q: How do shellfish get to the hospital?
A: In a clambulance.
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Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid.
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Q: Why do oysters go to the gym?
A: It's good for the mussel.
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Q: Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt?
A: Now he's a bronze fish.
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Q: How did the fish find the World Wide Web?
A: In a Net.
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