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#1 2020-02-11 01:09:03

ganesh
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Fish Jokes - 5

Q:  How do fish travel long distances?
A: They whale (hail) a cab.
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Q: What do you call a fish with two knees?
A:  A tunee fish.
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Q:. Why are fish such intelligent creatures?
A: Because they swim in schools!
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Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A: A motor pike!
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Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A: He prawned everything!
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh!
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Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible!
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