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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Fish Jokes - 6

Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
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Q: Where do women keep their money when underwater?
A: In a octurpurse.
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Q: Where are most fish found?
A: Between the head and the tail!
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Q: Why don't lobsters ever pay retail?
A: Because they are Sale-fish.
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Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed.
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Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well-armed!
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Q: Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
A: On squid row!
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