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#1 2020-02-17 00:36:32

ganesh
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Fish Jokes - 8

Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?
A: It's scales!
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Q: What fish do road-menders use?
A: Pneumatic krill!
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Q: What do fish need to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.
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Q: What game do fish like playing the most?
A: Name that tuna!
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Q: Where do fishes work?
A: The Offish.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon?
A: An electric shark!
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Q: Have you heard about the Sauna that serves food?
A: Their specialty is steamed mussels.
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