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#1 2020-03-04 00:43:45

ganesh
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Frog Jokes - 6

Q: How did the toad die?
A: He simply croaked!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A: An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.
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Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak.
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Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
A: In the croakroom!
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Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A: Hop in!
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Q: How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
A: He jumps on the bandwagon.
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Q: Did you hear about the frog who drowned?
A: She jumped off the deep end.
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