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#1 2020-03-14 00:36:02

ganesh
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Shark Jokes - 4

Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!
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Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!
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Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.
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Q: What's better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender.
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Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark.
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Q: What's worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark.
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Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
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