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#1 2020-03-20 00:37:38

ganesh
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Snake Jokes - 1

Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!
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Q: What is a snakes favorite dance?
A: The Mamba.
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!
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Q: What did the snake give to his wife?
A: A goodnight hiss!
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Q: What did the naughty little diamondback say to his big sister?
A: "Don't be such a rattle-tail!"
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Q: What do you call a snake that tells jokes?
A: Monty Python.
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Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches. They don't have any feet!
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