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#1 2020-04-07 00:44:02

ganesh
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Penguin Jokes - 2

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don't wanna fall out.
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Q: What do Penguins like to eat?
A: Brrrrrrrritos.
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Q: Who is a Penguin's favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
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Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
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Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.
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Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
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Q: Why don't Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.
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