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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Penguin Jokes - 3

Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: a penguin on a rampage.
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Q: What do you call a happy penguin?
A: A Pen-Grin!
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Q: What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
A: Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
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Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven't got any pockets.
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Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
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Q: Where do penguins get money from?
A: A fishbank.
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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed penguin.
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