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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Robot Jokes

Q: Why was the robot mad?
A: People kept pushing its buttons.
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Q: What is a robots favorite kind of music?
A: Heavy Metal.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A: A transfarmer.
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Q: Why did the robot go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
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Q: Does R2D2 have any brothers?
A: No. Only transisters.
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Q: Why was the robot tired when it got home?
A: It had a "hard drive".
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Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2.
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Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends!
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Q: Why did the droid cross the road?
A: Because it was programmed by a chicken.
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Q: Why did the modeling machine take over the world?
A: Because everyone was pushing his buttons.
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