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#1 2020-04-19 00:50:57

ganesh
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Leap Day Jokes - 3

Q: What happens to a baby wallaby on February 29th?
A: He grows by leaps and bounds.
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Q: What do you call a talking frog?
A: A quantum leap.
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Q: How do you know it's almost Leap Day?
A: When it is only a hop, skip and a jump away.
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Q: What does a captain do on Leap Day?
A: Jump ship.
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Q: What did the pastor say to all the sinners on February 29th?
A: Take a leap of faith.
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Q: What do surgeons perform on Leap Day?
A: Hop-erations.
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