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#1 2020-04-21 00:31:54

ganesh
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Librarian Jokes - 1

Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library, because it has the most stories.
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Q: What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
A: Shakespeare.
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Q: What do you call a South American librarian who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina.
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Q: What do you call a book that's about the brain?
A: A mind reader.
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Q: Why did the librarian win a Lifetime Achievement Award?
A: She had a storied career.
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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles. Because there is a mile between each s.
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Q: What section of the library can you get bitten by a snake?
A: Hissssssstory.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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