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#1 2020-04-25 00:26:46

ganesh
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Librarian Jokes - 3

Q: What did the surfer say to the librarian?
A: Is my book over dude?
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Q: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?
A: About nine and three quarters.
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Q: Why did the student throw a book at the Librarian?
A: He wanted to Face-Book her.
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Q: Why was Harry Potter sent to Dumbledores office?
A: For cursing in class.
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Q: What kind of writing pays the most?
A: Ransom notes.
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Q: Did you know that even big tough guys read?
A: Yeah, just ask Conan the Librarian.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A: All the information in the world, but you can't understand a word of it.
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Q: What is a cats' favorite book?
A: The prince and the paw-purr.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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