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Jai Ganesh

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A Few More Sports Jokes - 4

Q: How did the football pitch end up as triangle?
A: Somebody took a corner!
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Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!
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Q: What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
A: The champire! 
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Q: Why did the goal post get angry?
A: Because the bar was rattled!
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Q: What part of a football ground is never the same?
A: The changing rooms!
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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match!
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Q: Why aren't baseball stadiums built in outer space?
A: Because there is no atmosphere!
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Q: What is a goal keepers favorite snack?
A: Beans on post! 
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