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## #1 2020-06-24 00:48:23

ganesh
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### A Few More Trick Questions And Answers - 2

Q: What can you find at gift shops in the streets of Paris?
A: Trifle towers!
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Q: Name the kid of fishes that can't swim.
A: All the dead ones!
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Q: Can you name the strongest bird?
A: A crane!
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Q: Eleven birds sat signing on the branch of a huge tree. A hunter shot the first in the row. Now, how many birds are left on the branch?
A: None! After one bird was shot, they all flew away!
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Q: A monkey, a cat, and a little bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who do you think will get the banana first, the monkey, the cat, or the little bird?
A: None of them! Because you can't get bananas from a coconut tree!
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Q: When do you go at red and stop when you see green?
A: When you eat a watermelon!
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Q: What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?
A: An onion!
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Q: What do you give a dog that is hot?
A: Mustard and some ketchup if you prefer, they are the best for a hot dog!
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