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#1 2020-08-07 02:10:16

ganesh
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A Few More Cow Jokes - 5

Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows.
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Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow?
A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
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Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a moove on.
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Q: What do you call a cow that's afraid of the dark?
A: A coward.
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Q: How does one cow talk to another?
A: Cow-munication.
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Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A: Decalfenated
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Q: Where do cows get their weapons?
A: Ar-moooo-ries.
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