#1 2021-01-16 21:24:47

ganesh

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More Running Jokes - 1

Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A: Twenty after one!
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Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car?
A: TIRED.
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Q: What do you get when you run behind a car?
A: EXHAUSTED.
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Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
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Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s hard to run in squares!
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Q: How do you know you are a dedicated runner?
A: When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.
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