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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 33

Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!"
Optimist: "Nah, of course they can!"
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Two men are discussing their lives.
One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear."
The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
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Two fortune tellers meet.
First one says, “We’re going to have a hot summer again.”
The second one sighs happily: “Yes, it reminds me of the summer in 2092…”
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Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”
Me: “No.”
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At a pub, “You look really down today. What happened?”
“I was thinking yesterday that I’d go and drown all my sorrows. But my wife flat out refused to get in the water.”
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