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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 51

Robert Crinklethumbknut, international tongue-twister champion, made headlines when he got arrested.
The rumor is, he’s getting a really tough sentence.
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What do you call somebody who keeps abandoning their diet plans?
A desserter.
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Wherever I go, I’m greeted with much warmth.
Derek, 53, Fireman.
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Where do cows like to go in their spare time?
In the Muuuuuuseum.
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Do you know how they make holy water?
They boil the hell out of it!
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