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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 55

They’re building a restaurant on Mars now.
They say the food will be great, but they’re worried about a lack of atmosphere.
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I saw an offer in a shop
“TV for $4.50 – the volume is stuck on maximum"
It was an offer I simply couldn’t turn down.
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What were the words of a truck driver after he got a flat?
Darn, this is a wheely bad time.
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I cannot stand insect puns.
They bug the heck out of me.
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What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator door?
Close the door, will you? I’m dressing!
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