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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 100

How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
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I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless.
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Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
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My parents are always telling me that their world doesn't revolve around me. So I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun.
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Why doesn't the bike stand by itself? Because it's two tired.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.