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#1 2023-01-10 14:32:01

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 194

Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.
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When I go jogging, I listen to a portable CD player, so people think I've been running for 10 years.
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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one.
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The story was really great. That's why I was closing my eyes the whole time trying to imagine it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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