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#1 2023-10-26 16:48:16
- Jai Ganesh
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What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
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If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes you let that mango.
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Dance like your microwave isn't watching.
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What do you call a bird at a party? A party fowl.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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