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#1 2023-11-05 16:10:08

Jai Ganesh
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I speak Swedish with an Ikea accent.
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Wife to husband: "I'm pregnant!"
Husband: "You're kidding me!"
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Love is like Heaven... It makes me wish I was dead.
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Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists.
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If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes you let that mango.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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