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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,361

One liners - 555

The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
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Surprised they wouldn't accept my Oyster card in the local Shell station.
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Why do Eskimos build Igloos with a hole out front? So you can see Inuit.
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Love's a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage.
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People come and go but birthdays do accrue.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.