Math Is Fun Forum

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,267

One liners - 561

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.
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I hate that feeling after surgery when you're not sure if you're awake or asleep or if you operated on the right patient.
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Math problems were invented by men, just so women would be wrong some of the time.
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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
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Trust but verify.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Theemories

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From: Johannesburg

Registered: 2023-12-23

Posts: 12

Re: One liners - 561

laugh loud

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Theeko