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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,267

One liners - 586

How did the snowman lose his head? Someone sat on his face.
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If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield.
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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?
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My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week.
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Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.