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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,332

One liners - 610

You: "Is there 22 letters in the alphabet..."
Them: "No there is 26..."
You: "Sorry I forgot U R Q T".
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One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday – eight hours.
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Oh... Sorry... Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
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I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
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I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so I'll know it's a match.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.