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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,332

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It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
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What do you call an incomplete Christmas sentence? A Santa clause.
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Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? Santa claws!
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Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful and hard to catch. But most of you all are like mosquitos, annoying and easy to smash.
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A wife is like a boomerang – the harder you throw the faster she comes back.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.