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Jai Ganesh

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Apple Jokes - IV

How many grams of protein are in an apple pi?
3.14159265
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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
It can look round.
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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding one in your caramel apple, which costs about 35 cents more, on average.
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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you?
Second apple: Worms, I think.
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Jake came rushing in to see his Dad.
"Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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