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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bread Jokes

Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: "I saw you yeasterday"
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Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!
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Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!
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Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!
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Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
A: We're toast!
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Q: What does bread do after it's done baking?
A: Loaf around.
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