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#1 2024-07-19 15:49:46
- Jai Ganesh
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More Chean Jokes - XXXI
How did the farmer mend his pants?
With cabbage patches!
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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate!
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Can I tell you a joke about paper.
Nah, never mind, its tearable.
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How do you repair a broken tomato?
Tomato Paste!
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Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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