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- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXXII
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A deviled egg!
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Bare-foot.
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What can you serve but never eat?
A volleyball.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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