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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Chef Jokes - I

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.
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Q: What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about cooking?
A: A Few Good Menus.
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Q: Why is the chef so mean?
A: She beats the eggs and whips the cream!
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Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
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Q: Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.
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