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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Disney Jokes - XV

Q: Where do disney characters enjoy shopping the most?
A: At the Minnie-mart!
Q: What do you call a princess that doesn't want to be disturbed?
A: Slapping Beauty.
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Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
A: Cause he Neverlands!
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Q: How cold was it at Disney World?
A: Donald Duck was seen wearing pants!
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mi key won`t fit through the door hole that's why I knocked.
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