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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Computer Jokes - III

Q: What does a baby computer calls its father?
A: Obsolete
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Q: What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
A: The Netcracker suite.
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Q: What does a king computer do?
A: Execute his programs!
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Q: Why won' tpeople take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address!
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Q: How do you get a computer drunk?
A: A Screenshot of Tequila.
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TBruno

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Re: Computer Jokes - III

Thank you for lighting up my day with your jokes