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#1 2025-09-20 13:38:13

Jai Ganesh
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Lumberjack Jokes - III

Q: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?
A: They like to avoid the flush.
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Q: What kind of sushi does a lumberjack order?
A: A log roll.
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Q: Why can't the lumberjack find his tools?
A: Because he's a saw (sore) loser.
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Q: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?
A: May the Forest be with you.
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Q: What does a lumberjack call sawdust?
A: Man Glitter.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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