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#1 2025-10-15 17:01:34

Jai Ganesh
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Autumn Jokes - III

Q: How do leaves get from place to place?
A: With autumn-mobiles.
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Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!
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Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
A: That's it, i'm leaving.
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Q: What will fall on the lawn first?
A: An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue.
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Q: What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?
A: Disbe-leaf.
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Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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