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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Artichoke Jokes - I

Q: What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad?
A: Have a heart.
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Q: Why did the tin man from Oz eat artichokes?
A: He wanted a heart!
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Q: What water yields the most beautiful artichoke garden?
A: Perspiration!
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Q: What happens when you eat artichokes?
A: It breaks their hearts.
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Q: Where did the artichoke go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
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