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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Banana Jokes - VII

Q: Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene?
A: Because they have Appeal!
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Q: What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel?
A: Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
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Q: Why did the banana go to the hostpital?
A: Because it wasnt peeling very well.
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Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
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One day a apple saw a banana without its peel.
The apple asked banana, where is your peel?
He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
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