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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Beet Jokes - I

Q: Did you hear about the guy who stopped eating vegetables?
A: His heart missed a beet.
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Q: What is the most untrustworthy veggie?
A: The beet around the bush.
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Q: What do you call someone who raps about vegetables?
A: A Beet boxer.
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Q: What do you call a veggie that is never late?
A: Beet the clock.
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Q: How do you get the party started?
A: With a fat beet.
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