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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Beverage Jokes - II

Q: What's the new Pepsi ad slogan?
A: "Cause sometimes they don't have Coke"!
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Q: What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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Q: What did one water bottle say to another?
A: Water you doing today?
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Coke?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?
A: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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