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#1 2025-11-04 14:16:14
- Jai Ganesh
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Beverage Jokes - III
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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Q: When do women drink alcohol?
A: Wine O'Clock.
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Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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Q: What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?
A: Al-cohol you.
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Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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