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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bread Jokes - IV

Q: Why did the dog jump on the counter and take a bite out of the bread?
A: Puppy loaf.
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Q: What do you call a flying bagel?
A: a plain bagel.
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Q: What did the baker say to the hot person?
A: I'll put a bun in your oven!
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Q: Where does an injured sandwich go?
A: The 'Mayo' Clinic.
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Q: What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer?
A: Rye so serious?
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