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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Burger Jokes - II

Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration?
A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
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Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland? 
A: In an onion ring!
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Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
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Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? 
A: The told him the meal was on the house!
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Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
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