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- Jai Ganesh
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Cabbage Jokes - II
Q: What do you call dancing candy?
A: Sour cabbage patch kids.
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Q: Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage?
A: Cause two heads are better than one.
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Q: What do you call a man who gives a cabbage a job?
A: A Head hunter.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
What, you expect a cabbage to have a last name or what?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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